Cult Of The Savvy Strike Again

Politico's definition of success is...anything short of utter, abject failure.

If you're a Republican. 

Fuck. 

Have a good weekend. 

The Lost Cause, Redux

Part of me is disgusted by who've they've gone all in for. 

Sure, Trump's as much of an ugly racist as anyone, but it's not like he's even at the level of a James Bond villain. He's a real-estate huckster and possible Russian-mob-full-service money laundromat, probably with some kompromat so hideous it would embarrass an otherwise shameless orange-tinted blob of resentment. 

Which is why the cartoon Nathan Bedford Forrest "statue" is really the only suitable memorial for DJT. 

You Don't Say?

I'd prefer to leave DJT in history's dumpster, but news is news, even if it's obvious. 

Though I'm also just a bit curious as to what dirt they've got on him. Because they've got something. And I'll bet it's something indictable. 

"The Motive In These Shootings Is Still Under Investigation"

"[Atlanta Police Chief Rodney Bryant] said the women killed may be Asian."

I don't think it's out of line to suggest it's an act of terrorism, the chart above notwithstanding...

Please Send More Snacks

Ammon Bundy's back in the news for the usual dumb reasons. 

I might have made up the urgent request for Cheetos...this time.