The Face Of Butt Hurt

Hawley had his ass handed to him today. 

Have a good weekend.

Turtle Sighting

Really more of an embarrassment to turtles, who likely wince at the comparison. 

Apologies to them and other reptiles. 

"Jim Crow 2.0"

 

Not that there was ever any doubt...except among the stupidly gullible elite media. 

Friend Of Matt Gaetz

You can't make this stuff up. 

Some Smelling Salts For Senator Cruz, Please

And some pearls to clutch.

Bless his heart.