One Can Hope

 

An uphill battle, and would be awesome if Allred could do it, but even if Cruz ekes out another win, he's still an asshole. 

Have a good weekend. 

Living Marge, A Soap Opera

 

Screens require content...and we're all worse off for it. 

Comrade TFG

 

Could be laundering, could be payment for services rendered (or, heaven forbid, future considerations)...

If You're Going To Change The Name

 

Be accurate -- and it's less work, just changing a few letters. 

Shit Sandwich Sold For $175 Million

 

Some people like being saps I guess.