Everything's Bigger In Texas

Including the Texasses. 

Also a classic backpfeifengesicht if there ever was one. 

Have a good weekend.  

The Divine Right Of Kings As A Legal Defense

I thought we'd settled this a few centuries ago. 

Yawn

Another contractual obligation media non-event I won't be watching.

Meanwhile, time to bring out the empty box for Austin, San Antonio, and Las Vegas. Pretty sure it's not the first mass shooting in any of these cities. 

 

Perhaps Someone Finally Changed His Diaper

 

Tuberville ends his year-long temper tantrum...sort of. 

Let's Add A Small Trophy To The Empty Thoughts & Prayers Box

A meaningless trinket in honor of a grim milestone.