Look Who Slithered Out From Under Some Rock

Go away, Joe. Who dis -- and yeah, I'm old so I had to look it up -- is the nicest thing AOC could've said.

And this? WTF.

Have a good weekend.

Oh...

...bullshit. The only emergency is that people aren't buying it this time.

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Just pathetic. Of course there's no crisis, other than the humanitarian one Trump himself created. If there was one, the last thing we'd want is a government shut down. Christ.

Besides...if it were me, I'd offer to appropriate as much money as they need for a trip to Mexico, where Trump can make his care or throw his tantrums if he feels the need.

What an asshole. And a cry baby.

Correction

Trump may not take a salary from the United States government, but that doesn't mean he's not getting paid by someone. Just saying.

A Better Reason To Declare A National Emergency

The guy living in the White House is a nut (speaking of nuts, the link references Sean Hannity, so, fair warning).