Of Course

They'll always claim to be the real victims. 

Oh, and also, too, that Jesus guy was a such a loser.

Have a good weekend. 

The Justice Just Wants To Wet His Beak A Bit

I'm sure there's no conflict of interest at all. 

Censor In Chief

Florida, where education goes to die. 

Ohio Voters To State Legislature: No Dice

That they even thought about trying to get away with this stunt shows just how far down the rabbit hole things are.

Though I'm sure the cult and legion of pundit savvy will come up something -- I'm gonna guess some variant of "are Democrats overconfident?" is on the horizon...

Smell The Moderate, Um, -Ness

Not even a week after Ron Little-Caesar DeSantis announced he'd bypass going medieval and instead go full gladiatorial on, whatever, the Deep State, I guess, the NY Times gave White Booties as close to a New Nixon (or, if you remember, New Dick) push as anything. 

They're so damn desperate to rid themselves of the Orange Monster they helped create, but not to the point of, you know, suggesting the GOP is an ethnic-fascist cult. 

Christ, if Mitt wasn't a known loser and if he threw his hat in the ring, I can't imagine how desperate they'd be.