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Address to the UN from a soon to be Nobel Laureate edition. It's nice to know the free world, after eight years of freak show Dubya, hasn't given up on us.
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Cross posted at First Draft.
So I thought why not Jesus, Texas Ranger (or Walker, Son of God) as the officially approved and licensed "Conservative" Savior...no meek shall inherit the earth/submit to the humiliation and excruciating (literally) pain of crucifixion him...
And if Chuck Norris can have a website devoted to "facts," why not the Son of Man?
ConservaChrist didn't stone the adulteress...but he threatened her with his fists of stone if she ever sinned again.
For ConservaChrist's loaves and fishes, the loaves were meat loaves, made from a wildebeest He personally hunted down armed solely with a sharp, pointed stick. And there would've been way more than two fish but for the stupid librul limit on the local lake (which He would've hauled in using grappling hooks held in His bare, sacred hands.)
Feel free to add more "facts" in the comments.
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