Friday, October 23, 2009

Friday Cat Blogging With Photoshop
From Album3


Motorized La-Z-Boy edition. Love the NHRA sticker.

Only in America.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Um, WHY Are We Listening To These Clowns?
From Album3


An administration that apparently thinks they deserve a mulligan for 9/11 AND the anthrax attacks, that ignores major acts of terrorism against two allies, other terrorist actions around the world, including in the very countries they went to war in...and which, after years of conflict, they dumped as unfinished on their successor...claims to possess ANY relevance? Talk about the soft bigotry of low expectations.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Oh Yeah, the Resemblance is Just Uncanny
From Album3


It doesn't surprise me that long time hacks like Lamar Alexander and Sean Hannity would go into concern troll/hissy fit mode re: the Obama administration stating the obvious, neither does it surprise me that professional prissies like Jake Tapper would haul water with such enthusiasm...but listening to librul NPR parroting the line was a bit of an eye opener for a provincial like myself.

Geez, what a bunch of, well I was going to say good losers, but good losers almost implies some kind of fight, at least initially. This is more like the political equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome, with long term librul Villagers vying solely for the title of who can say "Nixonian" loud and long enough.

Wussies.

Shit, attacking Pox News is as close to a sure thing as you can get, at least if you're not hopelessly trapped in perpetual inside-the-beltway loserdom, which seems to be their default position/mode...even AFTER they won, resoundingly, TWO national elections. First, it's VALID criticism, it also rallies the base, it sets a tone, it puts Pox on the defensive, it's also a tried and true tactic. The fact that the librul Villagers don't understand this is testament to their having been a little too comfortable for a little too long, even as they've inculcated a perpetually subordinate mindset.

They're totally blind to the fact that the wingers whom they envy are now despised by most of us out here...

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

It Runs in the Family
From Album3


In her own way, Liz is as big a chickenhawk as her dad...

Monday, October 19, 2009

"Grab a Mop"
From Album3


Yes...eight years of mess requires quite a lot of clean up.

You know, at first I was going to say that Bush with a mop would finally be an occupation for which he was qualified; however, I regularly notice the cleaning crew at my office, who also mop, among other things...

They work FAR harder than Dubya EVER has.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sunday Sort of Random Photoshopping
From Album3


I've been watching with interest the latest Kennedy assassination documentaries the History Channel's running...fyi, my own take is decidedly no conspiracy, if anyone wants more information I'll proffer my "widsom" [sic] in comments. Anyway, if nothing else, it's kind of like a reality version of Mad Men, but with provincial if not peckerwood undertones (I keep imagining the theme music of Mad Men gradually morphing into Dueling Banjos...)

And...I'm not sure why, but for some reason I felt like trying to photoshop Jesus getting a Gatorade bath
From Album3


See you tomorrow.