Friday Cat Blogging With Photoshop

We'll call this the pop culture and pop music edition:

From 2Millionth Web Log

First, a little cheesecake. Amazing how tame this is in retrospect. Also, I'm old enough to recall the Steve Martin joke. Posters, centerfolds, and so on I guess are so 20th century.

And...

From 2Millionth Web Log

Let's see--in order, I think that's Jackie, Tito, Michael, Marlon and Jermaine. And, no I did NOT look that up.
Update: OK, I did look it up--Marlon's younger than Jermaine -- didn't know that -- so let's reverse them, i.e., Jackie, Tito, Michael, Jermain, & Marlon...
Have a good weekend...

Bachmann's Latest "Hoekstra is a Meme" Moment

From 2Millionth Web Log

Post title inspired by this.

Shorter Michele "I'm not a kook" Bachmann:

I have to fill out census forms next year...this is just like Japanese-Americans being sent to an internment camp.

Seriously.

Doesn't Get More Knee Jerk Than This

From 2Millionth Web Log

Limbaugh blames Sanford's dalliance--which evidently began more than a year ago--on President Obama.

I suspect Limbaugh would blame Obama for the Hindenburg...but the sight of a flaming gas bag in the throes of destruction must hit a little too close to home for Rush.

Barbie, Ken...& Glenn

From 2Millionth Web Log

The Malibu Decline of Western Civilization?

PoonTango?

From 2Millionth Web Log

Hmmm...will the media spin this as "excellent news for John Ensign"?

Am reading the live blogging at TPM, and here's a link to a local South Carolina paper.

American Sourpuss

From 2Millionth Web Log

Jake Tapper--White House Press Correspondent and World's Prissiest Hall Monitor...

Beyond Irony

From 2Millionth Web Log

The same geniuses loudly declaiming their concern for "the Iranian people" were itching to bomb the shit out of them not so long ago.

You too, Lindsay--

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Sensory Deprivation, One Step at a Time

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From the man who destroyed his own hearing via Oxycontin abuse comes a ringing (no pun intended) endorsement of Zicam. What's next? Running his finger tips through a power sander, or gouging his eyes out?

I swear, actions speak volumes, and Limbaugh makes it clear that he genuinely loathes himself.

A Trifecta of Wingnut

From 2Millionth Web Log

There's the 'but Ebenezer Scrooge had a point, you know' version, the 'proper English for thee but ain't necessary for me' type...and finally, plain old 'screw you, I don't give a shit' courtesy of good Christian and former Republican representative from Virginia Tom Davis.

Because we all know that while Jesus may have healed the sick, he wouldn't rule out recission. Nope. Not the Son of Man. Un uh.

No Health Care for You

From 2Millionth Web Log

Not that it's news to anyone who reads this blog, but health care is ALREADY rationed in this country.

After all--you don't think insurance executives get multimillion dollar salaries for paying claims, do you?