There Are Two Kinds Of BFDs

It's all in how you phrase it. 

Obamacare was a BFD. 

Last night? BFD -- big fucking deal. 

So Biden stumbled through a few questions. Won't change my vote, and I doubt it'll change anyone's. 

Not that I really want to compare, but OG wingnut Ronaldus Magnus stumbled through debate #1 with Walter Mondale. RR cracked a lame joke in the rematch, which became the gotcha (i.e., yesterday's post), which also became one of my first indications that TV debates are full of shit. 

Panicking is the last thing anyone should do. This early debate will be as forgotten as anything else by November, so if Dark Brandon has an off-night, good that it's now. June is basically Grapefruit and Cactus League. 

Anyone remember anything of substance? Of course not. 

Finally, goddamn my slow, almost dead internet today. Sucks. 

Have a good weekend. 

I'd Rather Watch Static

 

Definitely won't tune in for the whole sorry spectacle, maybe I'll force myself to catch some of the end. 

This NY Times article explains a lot, if unintentionally. Their debate moments are all gotchas, the kind of gossip mill garbage that tells us nothing about the candidates or issues, but a lot about the spinners and elite press. Almost makes me feel sorry for Quayle, but only almost. Fuck his privileged ass. 

Back tomorrow. 

To Insure Promptness

 

Politicians and presumably Justices are now considered tipped employees by the Roberts Clown court.

Projection

 

Every accusation is a confession...

Yawn

 

It's debate week, assuming no tantrums, and there are few things I loathe as much.