In Other News

Closing the week with another reminder that, um, this summer's heat is...pretty bad.

You think that'd light a fire, metaphorically and literally.

But...for some reason it's getting the passive voice treatment. 

Though, if you could tie it to Hunter Biden's laptop...

Have a good weekend. 

No, I Didn't Watch The Made For TV Joint Appearance Last Night

And am pretty sure I won't be watching any ever again.

Rancid garbage with bullshit topping...at best. 

Though I did hear/see that Ronnie D's continuing his, pick your metaphor, Hindenburg-to-Lakehurst-crash-and-burn or OceanGate submersible implosion of a campaign.

So, perhaps not a total loss. 

Anyone Know What The Term Is For America's Mayor?

I guess it depends on the number of felonies he's convicted of. 

Here's to a fair trial, creep.

Promise? For Real?

And will you take your whole family with you? 

Even Jared? 

Especially creepy Jared.

Listing Campaigns And Listless Vessels

At least there's modest entertainment in whatever you want to call it--the implosion, the incredible shrinking candidate, the great fade out. 

He'll always have Florida...and they can keep him.