The Sequel

Blake Masters, who looks and acts like someone who'd be the absolute worst creepy neighbor ever, will siphon off a bit more fresh blood, um, I mean media attention, this campaign cycle. 

Have a good weekend.

That Time Again

And the suspect is still at-large, necessitating lockdowns and restrictions on movement. 

Because, freedom, whatever that means. 

Back tomorrow. 

Sometimes The Tomato Can Wins One

MAGA Mike gets the ribbon. 

Let's hope we don't get the shaft.

Bum Of The Month Club

Sped up a bit, I guess, for modern times. 

Looks like the GOPee's brought forth yet another non-entity/tomato can for a ritual face planting.

Soup's on. 

Pratt Fall

To repeat, again, it could never happen (the closest equivalent might be Rod "We have this thing and it's a fucking goldmine" Blagojevich) but a Democrat this corrupt would get the full treatment. 

And of course TFG is transactional. 

That's why he kept all the classified documents.