Friday, April 03, 2009

Friday Cat Blogging With Photoshop
From 2Millionth Web Log


Tigger goes to Washington.
Caoward *
From 2Millionth Web Log


Representative Cao takes the easy way out.

*--Credit for post title and photo inspiration to Suspect Device.
If You Legalize It, They Will Wed
From 2Millionth Web Log


First, good for Iowa, despite the lunacy of wingnut Steve King...and let's hope this is a sign of real progress.
Increasingly Desperate Cries for Attention
From 2Millionth Web Log


It's getting harder and harder to tell just who's the most bugfuck insane wingnut of all, but Glenn Beck sure is giving it his best shot.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Tin Foil: Apply Directly to the Forehead


Pete Hoekstra earns his wingnut, um, wings.

And consider...Michele Bachmann is, at this point, pretty much a mainstream Republican...but still nutty as a fruitcake by any rational standard.
Grand Old Potsmoker?
From 2Millionth Web Log


Might explain this amusing but not very logical assertion.
Grand Old Crybabies
From 2Millionth Web Log


Calling them the party of Beavis and Butthead is an insult to Beavis and Butthead.
The Passion of the MiniHulk
From 2Millionth Web Log


A word of advice to Ted Stevens and his enablers--first, to cite of all people, Antonin Scalia: Get Over It.

Second, you want someone to commiserate with or invite to your pity party? A quick search comes up with plenty of people who've been wrongly convicted, only they didn't have the luxury of a generous salary, government pension, and improved "chalet" as a second home.

Most don't even have a first home...because, often for years, they were housed in prison cells smaller than your bathroom, Ted.

Many can't even qualify for compensation absent special acts of the various legislatures in States where they were unjustly imprisoned.

If I were you, Ted, I'd thank my lucky stars that the only people who were bigger lying sacks of shit than yourself were...the people who prosecuted you. Getting off on a technicality is nothing to be proud of.
Insanely Busy This Morning

Non-stop from the moment I got into the office. Back later.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Area of Expertise
From 2Millionth Web Log


Radio's resident pop proctologist.
Hey, C'mon, Fox Noise--We're Talking About the Very Fabric of Space-Time
From 2Millionth Web Log


First Beck and Bolton, now Beck and Bachmann? Someone needs to tell the Fox executives there's no long term gain in ripping a hole in the Space-Time Continuum. I mean, sure, Murdoch presumably couldn't care less since he's what, almost 90, but doesn't he have kids or grandkids...or at least a younger mistress/trophy wife?
I Suppose It's The Thought That Counts
From 2Millionth Web Log


MiniHulk walks.
He's Soaking in It..."It" Being "Stupid"
From 2Millionth Web Log


Shorter Eric Erickson: Give me phosphates or give me death!

I swear, they must have to carry written reminders to breathe.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

What Would You Expect From a First Class Rat Like Dick?
From 2Millionth Web Log


Think Progress on "burrowing" by Cheney surrogates
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Perspective
From 2Millionth Web Log


First, in no way is it my intent to minimize the suffering of those affected by Red River flooding in North Dakota, and I'm strongly, absolutely in favor of any and every effort to mitigate the effects of the deluge. However, to compare it to the New Orleans flood in 2005 is as disingenuous as comparing pond ripples to the 2004 Asian tsunami. There's a difference of several orders of magnitude.

Call it what it is: Boortz is simply revealing his inner racism. Deep down, he equates black people with parasites.
Family Feud, GOP Edition
From 2Millionth Web Log


Lisa Murkowski tells Jindal where he can stick it.
The Wingnut Mindset


They honestly believe Iraq is Mission Accomplished instead of an ongoing tragedy that underscores the moral and fiscal bankruptcy of their advocacy.

They're just plain sick.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Small Government--Or Not


I guess he's just rising above his principles in offering a bill that's a de facto assumption of guilt. Ain't freedom grand.
They Tortured Because...They Liked It


Sometimes the simplest explanation makes the most sense: you had a somewhat dull dry-drunk and a power mad egomaniac, and, hmmm...ex smoker forced to drop the habit after suffering a heart attack (as a not quite reformed smoker myself, I can attest to feeling somewhat deprived at times.)

I wouldn't doubt for a second that if you add in the sort of ugly, swaggering hubris on constant display (e.g., their sick insistence on using 9/11 as a badge of honor as opposed to a mark of deep, deep shame), hell...I'd be mildly surprised if Dick, Dubya, Rummy, or any number of these fucks hadn't at one point or another ordered someone shot just so they could watch 'em die.

We don't know the half of it...or more.
Entitlements


Imagine how much he'd want if he hadn't blown up the company...
Well, Retirement's Probably Overrated Anyway, Right?


Team Bush managed to blow up the Pension Fund...well, to be fair, actually the insurance that's supposed to guarantee pension funds. Nice to know there was a certain consistency--truly everything they touched turned to shit.