Citizen Know Nothing Claims To Be The Real Victim

Christ on a cracker, and I don't mean a bleached flour saltine. 

Have a good weekend. 

Tag Team Assholery

Wow, getting endorsed by DeSantis and Ted Cruz is like getting a pizza with raisins and burnt pineapple.

Who knew?

If They Won't Mint The Coin...

...then smash the debt ceiling itself. 

Again, it's not like the other side has any claim to honoring precedent.

Do it, tell them to get over it, and that's that. 

Little White Boots Gets A Big Thumbs Down

Ron endorses, Jacksonville rejects. 

Aw, Bummer

James Comer says the dog ate his informant. 

No, really. 

Idiot.