When all you watch on TV is Faux News, you get misinformed. When you get misinformed, you make stupid and outrageous demands just for doing your job of funding the government and raising the debt ceiling. When the president sensibly refuses to give in to your hostage taking, and you don't have a fallback plan,
you get deranged. When you get deranged, Godwin's Law comes to the fore and you make even dumber remarks about "unconditional surrender." When you make even dumber remarks about unconditional surrender, you've officially lost and are a cheese eating surrender monkey.
You may not like being a cheese eating surrender monkey, but goddamnit, you backed yourself into this corner, have no one to blame but yourself and your neo-Confederate fire eater extremists, and can't seriously threaten to blow up the global economy if you don't you way this time. Grow the fuck up.
If nothing else, it'll give you plenty of time for golf...