Putting The Ass In Texass

That would be Greg Abbott.

Have a good weekend.

I've Got Nothing Today

Happens sometimes...slammed at work, and am exhausted. So...today, something I found on the internet.

Back tomorrow.

Emperor Little Mittens Declares Victory Over The Sea

OK...I just can't stand listening to him, so I skipped the triumph, which I heard was pretty low-energy/teleprompter anyway. Oh, I'm sure it'll become a highlight at one of his bizarro-wingnut-free- association rallies...and it's good we don't appear to be sinking into another war -- yet.

But he's still full of shit. And he's got tiny hands with stubby fingers. So there.

How To Talk Your Way Into Jail

I don't want to even think about the clusterfuck that would come from the Iran crisis spiraling out of control, so instead let's note that Mike Flynn managed to clusterfuck himself...and he was a valued Trump advisor, which might give you some idea of the competence of this administration.

Damn.

Dog Whistle

And Trump's the dog...