Friday

The Onion is once again America's Finest News Source. 

Have a good weekend. 

"Some People Are Saying"...

Can't find the link, and it's a few weeks old anyway, but goddamn, when the press corps tries to weasel a statement from DJT into "people are saying" it shows just far down the rabbit hole we've gone. 

What's next? Background briefings from John Barron?

Update: found it at Eric Boehlert's Press Run

Reporter: Americans are saying immigrant surges are happening under President Biden's watch.

Jen Psaki: Who are the Americans?

Reporter: The former president. 

Old Man Yells At...Something

OK, maybe it wasn't a cloud, but Cornyn's clearly not the sharpest tool...and neither are his research assistants. 

How To Make Your Tiny Hands Look Larger

Unretouched. 

Back tomorrow with actual Photoshopping.

And More

A police shooting in Minnesota plus a school shooting in Tennessee. 

Will they ever realize how empty a gesture "Thoughts and Prayers" is?