From Slate online
The vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." -- George Bush

I now know why he's seen so rarely: he's been living in a different dimension. Finally, I understand what's going on--in the midst of the quote Bush underwent a phase shift and the Dubya of another dimension clearly phased out while our Dubya phased back into our realm...

Of course, the only part I don't understand is why Dubya from the other dimension would be saying anything about Iraq, given his criminal record, his history of failed business ventures, and the fact that his embarassing personal history cost his father a chance to be elected president of his local trailer park neighborhood association. But I guess it's a free country over there, and everyone has a right to say what they want, although no one really understands the Bushes obsession with Iraq in the alternate universe. I've heard vague rumors that Dubya and his Dad were the only two oil men who couldn't find oil in Iraq--odd, since coincidentally, alternate universe Iraq is likewise sitting on a sea of crude...

Then again, oil in the alternate universe is so passe, now that they've gone completely solar, thanks to a long-range plan by the various alternate universe governments to heavily subsidize non polluting sources of energy....