Thursday, November 20, 2003

War Criminal

Richard Perle alias Prince of Darkness, distinguishing characteristics: Unbelievably condescending atttude towards the general public, receding hairline, prone to hyperbole when discussing global issues, has known conflicts of interest arising from his position on the Defense Policy Board while also serving in similar capacity for a private companies bidding on government contracts.

While not likely to be armed, Mr. Perle is extremely dangerous. Do not attempt to aprehend this criminal yourself, but neither can you rely on normal authorities to do so.

Known associates: George W. Bush (alias Dubya), Donald Rumsfeld, Richard "Dick" Cheney, Elliot "I-got-off-on-a-technicality" Abrams, John Poindexter (alias The Admiral), Condelezza "Condi" Rice, and numerous other co-conspirators.

While there is unfortunately no reward for his apprehension, you can help repair the damage he has caused his country by VOTING OUT GEORGE W. BUSH next November.

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