Utterly Off Topic

A couple of weeks ago, I was watching The West Wing and came up with the following modifications, if NBC ever wanted to move the show in a different direction.

West Bing

President Soprano, who shuttles back and forth between Washington and the Jersey White House, seeks professional help to deal with the stress of having to occasionally whack either a foreign head of state, or someone in the First Family.

West Ding

A documentary on the Administration of George W. Bush. Unelectable.

West Jing

Hosted by Ebay. Winning bid must be submitted no later than 11/04/04 at 8 pm local time.

West King

To hell with the constitution--oh wait, that's West Ding.

West Ming

14th through 17th century China might be more interesting than you think.

West Ping

The technogeeks running Howard Dean's campaign take over at the White House. Sponsored by Jolt Cola, Pizza Hut, and VividVideo (um--I'll have to post the link to Vivid a little later).

West Ring

www.lordoftherings.net

West Wang

Starring Bill Clinton. Caution: some scenes may not be suitable for children.

Now back to our regularly scheduled posting.