The Fightin' Jesus DIDN'T Get Nailed

Nick Coleman, writing for the Minneapolis Star Tribune, learned in no uncertain terms that REAL Christians don't let silly things like The New Testament get in their way. Nah, the Bible is for wussies. Today's Jesus apparently drives an armor-plated Hummer, and makes sure to soundly splash anyone dumb enough to get close to the curb when He's tear-assing through.

I guess that's what Bill O'Reilly must've had in mind when he was busy "saving" Christmas from the secularists.