Dark Horse of the Apocalypse

Tbogg laments his almost-but-not-quite-winning-ticket:

Dammit. I had James Dobson in my trifecta...

Just when you thought that Terris Schiavo was going to win the I'm Closer To Jesus Than You Are Stakes by edging the Pope out (and, trust me, that Pope hat is pretty formidable on the lean at the tape) here comes dark horse Jerry Falwell from out of nowhere down the stretch.

In Jerry's case, Hell called. His room is ready.

Cheney must've faded down the stretch.