Back Up and Running

Chasing your tail is no fun...turns out the problem was a security update. Yeah, it's secure, allright: the first time you install it, nothing works.

Uninstalling/reinstalling did the trick. Come to think of it, uninstalling the Bush regime--but NOT reinstalling it--would solve a lot of national problems.

Speaking of: I see Shrubleroy will soon be crossing Matt Lauer off his Christmas Card list--or, more likely, having Andy Card take care of that as soon as the cheeseburgers are distributed. Then there's this little gem--admittedly straight out of rumor central, but definitely something to consider: Dick and Jane Shrub might be dissolving their little tag team. Judith Miller is doing her canary impersonation, which suits her a hell of a lot better than playing the martyr (emphasis on playing). And, to round out this truncated post, I see a new site is up to compete with Monster.com: Cronyjobs. With the right attitude and connections, you too can experience the thrill of working in or near the executive branch--or, if you're REALLY lucky (and sufficiently sniveling) there could be a Supreme Court seat in your future!

Remember, though: Team Bush demands loyalty above all. Be prepared for some serious asskissing.