Purity of Essence


Do you get the feeling Big Time is about a half step away from speeches about sapping and impurifying our "precious bodily fluids?"*

"This conflict is a long way from over," Cheney said at a fundraising appearance for a GOP congressional candidate. "It's going to be a battle that will last for a very long time. It is absolutely essential that we stay the course."

He went on:

"Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them, otherwise we will be totally destroyed by red retaliation. My boys will give you the best kind of start, fourteen hundred megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now. So let's get going. There's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all."

Pentagon spokesperson Turgidson noted, "Then he hung up. We're still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase."

Maybe they should ask Lynne. Or Group Captain Lionel Mandrake.