Boy, That Nancy Pelosi Sure is Selfish...

I hear that the poor, underfunded Defense Department offered her plenty of choices when it came to aircraft:

I hear Hastert sometimes used this


Or this



And this one comes with backup transportation


So you might have to stop and refuel--or find another hill--along the way...is that too much to ask when OUR TROOPS ARE FIGHTING A WAR?

I mean, after all, the Defense Department has to make do with an office building that's OVER 60 years old!