Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Scooter's Fitzmas Stocking...

...Held a lump of coal.

While an orange jumpsuit awaited under the tree.

Meanwhile, in the non-reality based community, reaction ranged. Team Bush continued to stonewall despite the fact that it's no longer an ongoing investigation...while, and no, I'm not making this up, others asked for leniency based on his, um, "wartime" service...that is, his outstanding record of bravely staffing his desk, um, I mean, his post, during the Cold War and Gulf War I.

I always wondered why Those Dirty Commies/Saddam/Eurasians/East Asians never dared to invade DC.

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