It takes a third eye to see truth the way John Tanner does...
Move over, Jimmy the Greek and Al Campanis. Make room for...John Tanner, Head of the Voting Rights Section of the Department of Justice:
This past weekend, Tanner showcased his own analytical skills, telling an audience that voter ID requirements actually disproportionately affect whites.
Tanner explained that "primarily elderly persons" are the ones affected by such laws, but "minorities don't become elderly the way white people do: They die first." So anything that "disproportionately impacts the elderly, has the opposite impact on minorities," he added. "Just the math is such as that."
Tanner went on to note that cocaine makes minorities unafraid of bullets and intent of ravishing white female flesh, something he also attributed to "the math," as well as other "known facts about them which you can look up," like a fondness for watermelons and dancing to banjo music, before concluding with unintelligable mumbling about "organs of generation."
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