The Decider has made his decision, and it's...NOT GUILTY!
President Bush yesterday offered his strongest support of embattled Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf, saying the general "hasn't crossed the line" and "truly is somebody who believes in democracy."
Because, you see, Musharraf "believes in democracy," so I guess it's ok...sort of like how Tom DeLay believes in Jeeeesus so it's ok that, deep down, he wants to "bitch-slap" Paul Krugman.
And here are some more words of wisdom from El Decider Magnífico (or Das Großartige Decider, if you think German is more appropriate...thanks Babelfish!)
"He's been a loyal ally in fighting terrorists. He's also advanced democracy in Pakistan," Bush said. "He has said he's going to take off his uniform. He's said there will be elections. Today he released prisoners, and so far I've found him to be a man of his word."
"Advanced democracy"...by staging multiple coups. That's a real trick.
I wonder how far away we are from hearing Lamebone insist that "he's just letting off some steam," or that it's "all a fraternity prank."
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