Tuesday, December 11, 2007

And They Killed Jesus, Too

The Secular AP Prepares to Cast Lots for Christ's Cloak

Hating the Jews is no longer in fasion, and dang-nabbit, there so few genuine Moooooslims around that wingnuttia has taken to playing dress-up (thanks First Draft)...so, the Bible thumpers have chosen 'the secular media' as this week's object of hate, despite the very clear evidence that yesterday's tragedy was the work of a deranged individual...an individual raised in a "Christian" household.

At the risk of overusing the word "pathetic,"...well, it really IS pathetic to watch Evangelical Christians, in perhaps THE most hyper-Christian nation on the planet, pine out loud for the opportunity to claim victimhood, which, not so coincidentally, becomes the excuse to justify their revenge fantasies...that is, when they're not claiming that, in the bizarro logic they've adopeted, saying the magic words ("I accept Jeeeesus, etc.") means you can pretty much do whatever you feel like without ramification.

Sort of like Scooter Libby, but without the loss of your law license and those annoying legal fees.

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