The polymers that make up Trent Lott's rug must have a toxic effect on anyone close enough to inhale the fumes:
In a speech on the Senate floor today, Sen. Gordon Smith (R-OR) paid tribute to Sen. Trent Lott (R-MS), who recently announced his resignation. Smith remembered Lott’s "warm slap on our backs" and the "steely look in his eye." He also defended Lott’s comments in 2002, which heralded the segregationist platform of former senator Strom Thurmond...
Former attorney general John Ashcroft remembers Lott as "Lincoln-esque."
My own theory is that Lott's, um, "hair" must've been manufactured in China and coated in lead-based paint...
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