Thursday, October 16, 2008

Tinfoil Time for Camp McCain
From 2Millionth Web Log

We're about a half step from John McCain being the political equivalent of a not-entirely stable street corner "orator" or similar individual...he's seeing conspiracies in his own mind of the likes you normally hear from those special someones who patiently wait their turn to alert the C-Span viewership (as I mentioned at First Draft) to the linkage between the Illuminati, Free Masons, Paul McCartney, Franklin Roosevelt's ghost, and lesiure suits.

Meanwhile, the voices in Sarah Palin's head are telling her that hydrocarbons are God's blessing, which means God decided to bless the dirty Ay-rabs quite a bit more than the Him-fearing good Christian Americans, I guess. Hmmm. Also, Joe the Plumber may not be quite the proverbial uncommitted salt of the earth, either.

And today's supposed to be a good day for the McCain campaign--after all, punditry crowned him victor last night...or was it a "participation" trophy that he really received?

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