The Blaming Game

From Album 5

So, a plurality of Gret Stet GOOPer's "aren't sure" if Obama deserves more blame than Bush for the screwed-the-pooch federal response to 2005's post-storm flood of New Orleans...but 29 percent think..."yes." Then-president Shrub clocks in at...28 percent.

And I have it on good authority that at least 31 percent of LA Repugs blame Obama for the heartbreak of psoriasis, 38 percent for post-nasal drip, 44 percent for the sudden drop in blood pressure that means they should stop taking Viagra immediately, 22 percent for banning saccharin in diet soda...while over 50 percent of GOP men personally blame the Kenyan Usurper for the fact that they've never actually gone out on a date with a woman.

OK, maybe I made some of that up...but not the part about never having gone out on a date. Nope. That's the god's honest truth.

Talk to your doctor about Obama Derangement Syndrome.