But His Emails

A blast from the past--I thought this was Martin Lomasney (and I had to look it up, I didn't know his name), turns out Earl Long had a version and Eliot Spitzer updated it for the electronic age: "...and never write an email, because it's death." 

Could probably add tweet or post to social media as well. 

Kenneth Chesebro's learning this lesson the hard way.