Prince Hal

Needlenose has an update on Dick Cheney's once and future corporation.

You can click on HAL above (Halliburton's NYSE moniker) to check out the price. Looks like it's a little down--I guess getting slapped on the wrist to the tune of almost $160 million dollars can do that...but something tells me they're still quite bullish on the business of death. Needlenose further points out that the overall price for HAL has risen 50 percent since the beginning of 2003, and they stand to reap a windfall of around $18 BILLION dollars before the war's over.

That'll be enough to settle the asbestos claims AND pay Cheney.