Container Inspection

James Wolcott suggests an effective test for the Kerry/Edwards proposal:

But I believe that it would be more prudent to start small and begin by checking only a single container for subversive intent, an empty container that goes by the name of George Bush.

Before he is allowed into the debate hall Wednesday night he should be frisked or, at the very least, given a full frontal and dorsal go-over with an airport security wand to make sure he isn't wired and wearing a Radio Shack battery pack...If he needs to cheat for the debate, he can write cryptic notes on his cuffs like everybody else, or deploy the Morse Code blinking system he and Karen Hughes invented to send messages to each other across a crowded room. Because if he suddenly sprouts a pair of rabbit ear antennae out of his head like Ray Walston in My Favorite Martian, I for one am going to be very suspicious.