How Do You Cure a Chicken Killing Dog?

Molly Ivins tells us:

Now, you know you cannot keep a dog that kills chickens, no matter how fine a dog it is otherwise.

The way to do it is to take one of the chickens the dog has killed and wire the thing around the dog's neck, good and strong. And leave it there until that dead chicken stinks so bad that no other dog or person will even go near that poor beast.

Thing'll smell so bad the dog won't be able to stand himself. You leave it on there until the last little bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog won't kill chickens again.

The Bush administration is going to be wired around the neck of the American people for four more years, long enough for the stench to sicken everybody. It should cure the country of electing Republicans. And at least Democrats won't have to clean up after him until it is real clear to everyone who made the mess.

Now, if the dog was killing chickenhawks instead...