When You Need a Nutjob Quote...

You can do no better than nutjob Pat Robertson--let's see, he's on record blaming 9/11 on gays, he hoped the State Department would get nuked, he wishes natural disasters upon Dover, PA, for teaching science in science class--and now he's offering a novel theory for Ariel Sharon's stroke:

The Rev. Pat Robertson said Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon is being punished by God for dividing the Land of Israel. Robertson, speaking on the “700 Club” on Thursday, suggested Sharon, who is currently in an induced coma, and former Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, assassinated by an Israeli extremist in 1995, were being treated with enmity by God for dividing Israel. “He was dividing God’s land,” Robertson said. “And I would say, Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the E.U., the United Nations or the United States of America. God says, This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone.”

The only question for me is whether Robertson is on or off his meds. Seriously, though, the guy needs some kind of professional help...