Public Relations

Rumsfeld stands before the newly renamed "Implements of Freedom and Democratic Compliance"

Looks like Big Time isn't the only one hitting the sauce these days:

The United States lags dangerously behind al Qaeda and other enemies in getting out information in the digital media age and must update its old-fashioned methods, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said Friday.

Modernization is crucial to winning the hearts and minds of Muslims worldwide who are bombarded with negative images of the West, Rumsfeld told the Council on Foreign Relations.

Gee, Don--I wonder what on earth gave them such a negative, um, image? (no pun intended).

Rummy then threatened to show those gathered just exactly how messy freedom could be...