Medved: "The Only Thing They Can do for Me is Read My Columns and Shine My Shoes."


Michael Medved insists slavery wasn't such a bad thing--besides, it meant you really could get good help at an affordable price for a long time.

And you've gotta appreciate SadlyNo's opening line in conclusion:

And this is the crux of it right here; the fiery, dense kernel of stupid, crapulous, filthy, racist tripe that generations of wingnuts past have applied the titanic pressures of their stupidity to in order to produce a perfect diamond of codswallop.

Bang.