Otherwise, Mrs. Lincoln, What Did You Think of the Play?

Is the bloody glass half full or half empty? Fool him...won't get fooled again.

Spinning like a goddamned Battling Top, Team Bush insists that 988 confirmed civilian deaths last month in Iraq is glorious news of the smashing success--emphasis on smash--of the surge.

And I guess if you ignore the heaping helping of shit in a shit sandwich, it really doesn't taste like shit at all.

Speaking of shit sandwich, here's more on what $1 billion dollars worth of contracts to "private security firms" gets you...enjoy.