Thursday, August 07, 2008

Protecting Us From...the Chauffeurs

Oh, Paulie...won't see him no more.

Well, I feel safer already...oh, for fuck's sake--even the goddamned tribunal knows how pathetic it is. They sentenced bin Laden's driver to...66 MONTHS, with credit for time served.

Well, duh. Trumpeting the arrest of Osama bin Laden's chauffeur is like raving about Elvis Presley's COAT. But, then again, considering we've got an administration nominally headed by someone who mixes Sonny Corleone's gift for restraint with Fredo's aptitude and brains, well, maybe it's not too surprising that they've spent all their time and money on the equivalent of Paulie...

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