Because I Couldn't Resist

Alas, the mainstream media is doing its best to forget that Zell Miller even attended, much less keynoted the Gross Old Party's gathering. But after hearing about how old Laura Bush made like Zell was the guy sitting on the parkbench in Jethro Tull's Aqualung, I couldn't resist having a little fun.

While I don't mind Jethro, the song that began playing in my mind was an R&B classic, Skinny Legs, by Joe Tex. Poor Zell must feel just like the main character:

Crazy Democrat (to the tune of Skinny Legs)

Say Bush-man, don't walk ahead of that crazy white haired Southern Democrat like he don't belong to you!
Just cause he's got that little narrow mind.
You know,that ain't no way to do.
You didn't act like that when you had them spin doctors talking on them cable shows!
Alright...
Now you act like you're 'shamed or somethin,
or you don't want nobody to know he's yours.
That's alright,you just walk on mister...
(sings)
And don't you worry about a doggone thing a'tall, because there's
someone, somewhere, who'll take you mister, narrow mind and all.

Now, Who'll take the crazy white haired Southern Democrat with the narrow mind?
C'mon somebody please take the crazy white haired Southern Democrat!
Now, you all know the crazy white haired Southern Democrat got to have somebody too, now.
Will somebody please take the crazy white haired Southern Democrat with the narrow mind, please?

(asking)
"Hey, Dems"..
"Yeah GOP?"
"Why don't you take him?
(response)
"You-a-fool?"
I don't want no crazy white haired Southern Democrat with a narrow mind.
Look here,I thought I might give this man to Laura Bush.
But, no, I know the kinda man Laura likes!
So Karl Rove'll take him. Say Karl?
You got him!!

(horn riff)