Monday, May 09, 2005

The Mark of the Beast Shrinks a Bit

Saw this first at Counterpunch--Cockburn recalls the minor embarrassment when the Reagans changed the address of their post White House abode...but it turned out to be unnecessary:

Satanists, apocalypse watchers and heavy metal guitarists may have to adjust their demonic numerology after a recently deciphered ancient biblical text revealed that 666 is not the fabled Number of the Beast after all.

A fragment from the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament, dating to the Third century, gives the more mundane 616 as the mark of the Antichrist...

"It's a number puzzle -- the majority opinion seems to be that it refers to [the Roman emperor] Nero."

Revelation was actually a thinly disguised political tract, with the names of those being criticized changed to numbers to protect the authors and early Christians from reprisals. "It's a very political document," Dr. Aitken said. "It's a critique of the politics and society of the Roman empire, but it's written in coded language and riddles."


Well, as far as I'm concerned, the mark of the beast is still...W.

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