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Attaturk surmises the outline of tonight's big speech:

I. Stay the Course

II. 9/11

III. Freedom on the March

* Wait for Mandatory "H00-ah" *

SMIRK

IV. They Hate our Freedom

V. Times are tough, more must die to make me look better.

VI. Things will get better.

VII. Stay the Course

VIII. 9/11

IX. Who else here hates Iran?

* Again, wait for pre-ordered "Hoo-ah" *

SMIRK

X. Stay the Course

XI. 9/11

XII. Don't be a Freedom Hater

XIII. God Bless America

SMIRK