Does This Mean We're Screwed?

Greenboy notes a joke making the rounds:

From an email making the rounds (thanks to Game Buddy):


How many members of the Bush Administration are needed
to replace a light bulb?

The Answer is TEN...

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the
light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light
bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are
either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to
Halliburton for the new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished",

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail
reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time,

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on
how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the
difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

Hehe - I think they forgot one: "One to denounce light bulb screwing as a threat to the American family"