After insisting that the midterm elections showed that Americans "weren't concerned" about Iraq to the extent that "surge" might be as acceptable as anything, Snow went on to insist that, in fact, what Americans RALLY want is decent, economically-priced-but-nicely-portioned steaming excrement served up on a sesame seed bun...which, coincidently enough, is pretty much the GOP program in a nutshell.
What I'm saying, David, and you can be as partisan as you want with your question, but what I'm saying is that if the last six years have shown us anything, the American public wants and expects this administration to serve up a delicious shit sandwich, with all the fixings...and that's what this administration intends to do in 2007.
At that point, President Bush himself appeared at the podium and presented Snow with one of his own, which the press secretary pronounced "delicious."
Snow had no comment to a follow up inquiry as to whether or not shit-on-a-stick was also being considered, though his gestures, body language, and mumblings indicated he didn't want to talk with his mouth full...of shit.
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