Wednesday, November 05, 2008

The Wasilla Hillbillies

Come and listen to a story 'bout
First Dude Todd
His wife a small town mayor
while he held a seasonal job

And then one day
He was Iron Dogging through
When out to the governorship
Sarah Palin flew

Juneau, that is
well, not really,
per diems
for staying at home

Well, the next thing you know
Sarah's made the national scene
There's the Bridge to Nowhere
and other things obscene
They said Neiman Marcus
is the place you gotta go
so off to mall
they went shopping for some clothes

Makes the man (or woman), they say,
$150 grand or more?

Well, now it's time to say goodbye
to Todd and all his kin
And they'd sure like to thank
the GOP for what they did
You're all invited back
in twenty twelve for more and more
of grating accents, lies, and nonsense
from the doltish governor.

Kick your $500 dollar shoes off.
Y'all come back now, hear?
You betcha!

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