Wednesday, March 31, 2004

"So Tell Me, Jack, When Did You Develop This...Theory?"
"Actually, Mandrake, It was During the Physical Act of Love."


So Saddam Hussein 'may have been developing ability to produce WMD,' according to Charles A Duelfer, the new US chief weapons inspector in Iraq. I wonder if his name is pronounced "Dull-fer."

In other news, I MAY be developing the ability to seduce supermodels via telepathy. The sun MAY be developing an ability to rise in the west and set in the east (actually, that simply depends on whether or not you 'accept' that north is north, and south is south. If you disagree, the sun ALREADY is rising in the west). And pResident Bush MAY be developing a comprehensive plan to restore the world image of the United States AND a reasonable strategy (strategery?) to defeat Al Qaeda and associated organizations.

Wanna buy a bridge real cheap?

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