Missile Defense: Riding the Short Bus

Another failure for the bacon, lard, and sop known as the Bush missile defense. Let's see--apparently IF the weather is perfect AND any country attacking us provides a missile itinerary more accurate than that of Air Force One AND if everything works perfectly AND the attacking country doesn't adopt counter measures that cost almost nothing in relative terms...then we stand an almost even chance of taking one missile out.

And it only costs us $10 billion dollars a year. What a bargain.