Friday, September 30, 2005


Democratic Underground, in the Top Ten Idiots section, surmises what the concluding paragraphs of Frances Townsend's report on the response to Hurricane Katrina might look like:

So as you can see, the federal government is in no way responsible for anything that happened to the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Clearly the only people to blame for the aftermath of Katrina are the governor of Louisiana and the mayor of New Orleans.

Upon further investigation it has become apparent that Gov. Blanco and Mayor Nagin are also responsible for America's massive budget deficit, the failure to find Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction, the terrorist attacks on 9/11, the deaths of almost 2000 U.S. soldiers in Iraq, the recent leap in gas prices, and the outing of undercover CIA agent Valerie Plame. They also killed Kenny, shot J.R., and ate the three bears' porridge.

No word on whether or not they're part of the conspiracy out to get Tom DeLay--but you have to ask yourself if either spent time on the grassy knoll.

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